Breaking News: Penthouse Hotel Prohibits Sheep!
(Courtesy of http://www.whythailand.net)
The Penthouse Hotel (Pattaya, Soi Pattayaland 2) now prohibits sheep from accompanying you to your room!
(Sorry, New Zealanders, but there are limits. Though if sheep are your thing, take a look at Adult Sheep Finder)
Background
Soi Pattayaland 2 (aka Soi 13/4) is must-do Pattaya experience.
There are wall to wall gogos, lit up like giant Christmas trees, with touts coaxing you to enter their respective establishments. And just to show how fair Thailand is, there are both boy, as well as girl gogos (think Sodom and Gomorrah and you’re not far off the mark).
While there has been a noticeable encroachment of boy gogos of late, this area is still worth taking a look at.
Penthouse Hotel
There is one hotel in the middle of this area that deserves special mention: The Penthouse Hotel (http://www.penthousehotel.com). ‘Subtle’ it is not. It’s decorated like a baroque brothel. It makes Las Vegas look pale by comparison.
The rooms are done up like something out of The Kama Sutra.
There are mirrors on the walls, on the ceiling, a bar to hold onto at the head of the bed which itself is 3 feet off the ground (just at waist level), you get the idea.
If you splurge for the Penthouse Party Patpong room, you get a disco dance stage – with lighting, ’massage’ sex swing (a signed “not responsible for injuries” document is required for use), along with a Jacuzzi, multi-head shower, mirrors, and the rest.
But wait! You can get even more outrageous with the Babylon Suite Triplex (I’m afraid to know what more is included as my heart might not be able to take it). The mind boggles.
There’s also a fantasy fun spa that must be seen to be believed. It’s available for private parties.
You’re not going to find many hotels like this.
The Penthouse Hotel is not meant for slackers. There is a certain level of debauchery you’re expected to uphold here.
Guest friendly you ask? Anything short of sheep is considered fair game.
Rooms are made up twice a day. Oh, and each room has an extensive supply of whatever you might be in need of: toiletries, snacks, mini-bar, condoms, lube, dildos, and bondage supplies.
There’s an orientation notebook that has, in addition to what’s going on in town and a restaurant menu, some heartfelt advice suggesting that using condoms might be a good idea.
The notebook even attempts to cast light on the concept of ladyboys (it’s hard to figure out where they fit into the spectrum of things so to speak, but then again, how many people really understand Einstein’s General Theory of Relativity?)
Oh, oh! Almost forgot. The television has a closed circuit security channel offering a view into the Kitten Club gogo on the ground floor. This gogo is unique in that ladyboys dance alongside the girls. I kid you not.
Gogo girl (ladyboy) room service anyone?
Just one of many vital tidbits of information needed to make your stay in Thailand special
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